Love On The Rocks At Beefy Melons

Saturday night is going to end in tears at The Beefy Melons Vintage Temple Of Love & Gratitude as with a sprinkle of magic and a pinch of salt turns into the Heartbreak Hotel.

A place you can finally call it a day with your special loved one, come together - just make sure you leave alone. Or you could simply give them a piece of your mind and sign up for their Speed Hating sessions.

Then just get drunk and dance with someone else’s partner to the sounds of JILTED JOHN, FLEETWOOD MAC, SPARKS, ROXY MUSIC, GNR, THE SUPREMES, KATE BUSH, THE CLASH, TALKING HEADS, UGLY KID JOE, RAINBOW, NICK CAVE, THE KILLERS, ALANIS MORISSETTE, PET SHOP BOYS, INSPIRAL CARPETS, PRINCE, THE POGUES, THE MONKEES, FLORENCE AGAINST THE MACHINE, KELIS,

Basically classic good tunes, and shedloads of them when all the late-night post-dubwobble gets too much, here is a playlist to enjoy.

If you are thinking where is the Love & Gratitude in all this…

They are also holding Art Classes across the weekend, with Life Drawing once they draw straws on which ones of them is going to stand there nekkid…. We are told three of them are convinced they are going to make the worlds biggest rag rug in the face of Norris Mcwhirter out of their old T-shirts.

STANDON CALLING 2013
This year Standon Calling is ‘Running Away From The Circus’. Much more than simply a music festival, Standon Calling promises a three-day party, jam-packed with interactive theatre, art installations, a swimming pool, on-site nightclub, annual dog show and the ever-popular fancy dress.

Acts include De La Soul, Band Of Skulls, Digitalism, Bastille, AlunaGeorge, The Joy Formidable, King Charles, The Correspondents, The D.O.T., TOY and many, many more.

Just 40 minutes from London, we strive to achieve a fun-filled, intimate and creative atmosphere where the lines between house party, festival, crowd, crew, artist and entertainer blur to great effect and 2013 will be no exception. To be part of the party click here.